Best Ever Quotes About Sex

  "Losing my virginity was a career move." Madonna

 "Brevity is the soul of lingerie." Dorothy Parker

 "It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom." Joan Rivers

 "Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book."  Madonna

 "The movie business divides women into ice queens and sluts, and there have been times I wanted to be a slut more than anything."  Sigourney Weaver

 “When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”  Mae West

 “Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” Mae West

 “I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.” Eleanor Roosevelt

 “When the sun comes up, I have morals again.” Elizabeth Taylor

 “There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men think, I know what I’m doing. Just show me somebody naked.” Jerry Seinfeld

 "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." Matt Groening

 "An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex." Aldous Huxley

“Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”  Woody Allen

 “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” Marilyn Monroe