How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.  Derrick, age 8

What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.  Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10

When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they're rich.  Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.  Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.  Howard, age 8

Is it better to be single or married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? Kelvin, age 8